Take a look at these Iraqi 5 Dinar Notes, with the head of Sadam Hussein's head.

Who would want to buy 1 of these?

These have been around a while but we still think they're brillinant;

'Iraq's Most Wanted Playing Cards'

Some idiot put a 50p piece on eBay for 50p. You don't make any money as there's packaging of 21p. And yes, someone has bid for it. (Guess How Much)

All I can say is; Dumb Britain.

It is also startling as more than 450 people have looked at it!

Someone has put a 'Wind-up Sushi' kit. It's just plastic lumps that look like Sushi and walk around when you wind them up.

We just wonder; Why?

You may not believe this but someone has actually put their last square of Andrex toilet paper on eBay. Post and packing is £2.50!?!

It is unused to our knowledge if anyone's interested.

This is a real, undoctered description of Frank, the Imaginary dog on ebay. Strangely enough, it didn't have a picture to show you.

You are bidding for an imaginary dog called Frank.

Frank is a great dane crossed with chihuahua. he is 6 years old.

As I have grown to old to look after my imaginary dog i thought i would sell him on but only to a loving caring home.

Frank is well trained so he wont do imaginary poo's on you carpet. Also he wont cock his leg against lamposts, neither will he hump your leg!!!

Frank does lots of tricks you can tell him to sit, roll over and beg, but he wont fetch the paper or a stick, he's not into that kinda stuff, too much like hard work.

If you would like to own your very own imaginary dog please bid now and be sure not to miss out. (If you are a nasty person or a dogafile please do not bid as my Frank deserves a loving home) Thankyou please

This is another undoctered descripition of a very special item...

Be one of the lucky ones to own this amazing 5p coin.

It has been passed around by thousands of people and now its time for it to settle down with a good owner who will appreciate it for what its worth.

If you've got a good heart bid now as this will go quick!!!!

Post and packing for this item is 32p. More than 6 times the coins worth!

Description of Real Auction;

 You are bidding on a lovely bag of dog fur  weighing 3.5 ounces which belonged to my dog Zack.

   Zack had to go to the vets and have his ears shaved and the vet sent back this nice bag of his fur. The fur is a light golden/gingery in colour and is unwashed. For added excitement there are also numerous dead fleas in the bag.

  The possibilities are endless with this bag of fur. It can be woven to make a nice placemat or a coat for a Barbie doll, it could be made into a wig or even just by sticking it on a tennis ball and adding a pair of eyes it could become a nice bear-like object for the kids.

 Such an opportunity doesn't come along very often, so for those who like arts and crafts, or those who have a dog and would like it to have hair extensions - get a bid placed today and have something unusual for the mantlepiece. A sure fire winner for presents for those hard to buy for family members!

  The item will be posted at cost, no charges for PAYPAL. Any money generated from this sale will go towards a nice box of Bonios for me and my dog. There is a nice photo of Zack with his fur so you can see it in situ.

eBay goes agricultural?!?

Real Description;

BOX OF LOCH NESS AIR

Collected in a shoe box on 10th August 2004.

As breathed by Nessy

Includes free bottle of Loch Ness Water

If Loch Ness water sells so can this!!!

Real Description;

Thats right, i am selling genuine British ( English to be exact ) rain, collected and bottled in a decorative bottle, just for you.

This rain, is lovingly collected in West Yorkshire, England and presented in a small decorative glass Jar.

If you need more than one jar, don't worry, we have plenty to go at over here, so i may be able to get as many as 8.

Real Description

Hello All!




I am a poor student so I am selling my very last bran flake.

This is a one-of-a-time chance to purchase this amazing item.



The flake measures 2cm x 2.5cm and is in excellent condition.

Apparently it is high in fiber, low in sodium and a good source of potassium. The flake is fortified with folic acid, B6 and B12, low in total fat, saturated fat, and cholesterol.

But who cares? It's a bran flake!

Did you know?

This bran flake contains psyllium fiber, which studies show can play an increasingly important role in maintaining heart health. Psyllium is a grain like wheat or oats, but with an important difference, the husk of the psyllium plant has 14 times as much soluble fiber as oat bran. In studies psyllium fiber has been shown to lower cholesterol levels by as much as 9%.

Wow! How did you live without knowing THAT!

AMAZE your friends with your very own bran flake!



Look honey! A bran flake!







Help save the bran flake from extinction!

Bid now! Don't miss out on all the nutritious goodness that this superb bran flake has to offer.

If you're really lucky I will also throw in a raisin!

Bid now! Don't miss out!

 

Real Description; Some people just don't care about the spiritual side of things!!!

TIME TO SELL MY SOUL TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER, ALSO CHUCKING IN MY CONSCIENCE AS I REALLY WON'T BE NEEDING THAT ANYMORE.

ONLY I HAVE USED THESE FOR THE LAST 30 YEARS NOW ITS TIME TO BUILD MY DEATHSTAR I WON'T BE NEEDING EITHER OF THESE ITEMS.

LOOKING FOR A GOOD PRICE FOR THE TWO.

WILL BOTH COME IN A GLASS JAR , I WILL PERSONALLY BREATHE THEM BOTH INTO THE JAR.

A WRITTEN SIGNED CERTIFICATE TO SAY THAT YOU OWN MY SOUL & CONSCIENCE WILL BE DRAWN UP TO PROVE THIS!

GOOD LUCK & USE THEM WISELY!

Jumped in a pot of paint and run through the house all over my new carpets which subsequentally cost me vets bills and a new carpet!

Jumped down the stairwell at midnight-more vets bills.

Got herself trapped under the floorboards TWICE when we were having some work done on the house - the builder had to come back twice to see to it.

Hid in the shed and got locked in as I tramped the streets looking and calling for her like a loony!

Scratched a huge portion of my wallpaper off the wall-hence we have to re-decorate the whole of the hall stairs and landing.

Regularly beats up the dog intermitant with mind games by floozying up to him so he gets really confused.

Purrs so loudly you can't hear the telly.

Swings off the curatins with what I swear is a grin on her face!

Licks my husbands feet( god help us all-that's really sick)...I'll have to stop there I feel a bit poorly at the thought!!

Manages to put all humans she comes into contact with under her spell so that they fall hopelessly in love with her and can't be angry at all the naughty things she does for any length of time! No fair!

So pity the sucker who is slave to Daisy May and buy a picture of her to remind yourself there is always someone else worse off-and help a charity into the bargain!

Perfect Bath Toy for kids.

And yes it is a rubber "Duck". It also squeaks.

This is a lovely little item that I would like to keep but  I have to keep it hidden from my other half or else !. and he does not deserve to be hidden, As can be seen in photographs it is an Armadillo which has been made into a beautiful little basket / bag. He or she is in excellent condition and is lined with a purple silk material which is a little faded but in good order. He or she measures 11 inches in length and 9 inches high at the top where tail bends over. Their seems to be a fair bit of age to it but how old I am not sure

Selling a basket off as an Armadillo? Last time we checked there were laws on that!

BLIZZARD IN A BUCKET IS HERE!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you can fit it in a bucket its not much of a blizzard is it? If you don't like it, GO TO RUSSIA!