This is our random thoughts page - these are stupid random comments.
4 / 8 / 2004
If I was a cat, and someone threw me off a roof to see if I would land on my feet, I would do a few flips and land on my back. Just to annoy him - Olly
4 / 8 / 2004
We've all been eating McNuggets, and suddenly they brought out these new and improved McNuggets. Big Macs are good. If they ever brought out new and improved Big Macs, we should all go to McDonald's and demand all the money spent on crappy Big Macs! - Olly and Nick
10 / 8 / 2004
What would happen if you shove 2 corks up someones nostrils with pepper or mustard on?!...email us at bulletproofcupid_20m@hotmail.com -Neilo
26 / 8 / 2004
Why do people say is there a doctor in the house when most of the time they know there isn't? -Nick
26 / 8 / 2004
Wasps and hornets must be the most useless species on Earth. The Only thing they are any good for is hitting with a cricket bat, believe me i've tried-it was fun and i didn't get stung. -Nick
26 / 8 / 2004
Why do pilots always say this is your pilot speaking..., it's not gonna be Nelson Mandela is it?it's a bit obvious do you agree? -Nick
26 / 8 / 2004
Is there any airline worse than 'My Travel'. They Are so bad it's almost funny -Nick
26 / 8 / 2004
Why is it when you are meant to be on your final descent do you not seem to be going down? -Nick
26 / 8 / 2004
Mc Donald's are inviting people to come and see how healthy they are-they must be desperate. Mc Donalds are anything but Healthy. People Just Don't Want to eat roadkill anymore. -Nick
26 / 8 / 2004
If With Wisdom comes age, Does that mean i'm getting Younger. -Nick
26 / 8 / 2004
People are in such a rush to get on a plane but take forever to get off, and on your way out kill the guy who was kicking my seat for the last 3 hours and using the back as a standing aid or i may be forced to do something i'll regret. - Nick
26 / 8 / 2004
Porky the Pig is an *******
26/08/2004
Do you know the muffin man?-Neilo
6/09/2004
If you fart at the speed of light, do you hear it before you smell it? - Nick and Olly
2 / 10 / 2004
Kamakazi Watermelon! - Olly and Nick
2 / 10 / 2004
If someone can't talk, do they make a sound when they burp? - Nick
2 / 10 / 2004
Man-Eating Death Noodles!!! Mwa ha ha ha ha! - Olly And Nick
25 / 10 / 2004
If you're trying to fail and you succeed at failing, which have you done? Nick and Olly
25 / 10 / 2004
If you get your heart going on caffiene, is that good cardio-vasscula excersise? (Heart and Vein Strengthening) Nick and Olly
Seriously, Please start e-mailing us with some answers to these coz we're confuzzled
Is it normal for rigor mortis to just wear off and you carry on like nothing happened? I wanna know. I think I got it a while ago, but i'm not dead?!?! Nick
29 / 10 / 2004
How do you know when sour cream goes off? Nick and Olly
29 / 10 / 2004
I'm too tired to fall asleep! Nick and Olly
12/12/04
If you're losing an argument you should always quote statistics, 94% of the time people will believe you. - Nick
12/12/04
They say possessions don't last forever but memories do- yeh, until you get amnesia. - nick
12/12/04
I wonder what it's like to throw a custard pie at a guy with a beard - Nick
23/03/2005
Frank The Bushy-Eyed Penguin - Nick and Olly
31/03/05
i've been going on all day about the word webby. I hate it. I've heard of msn language but come on thats just stupid. people who use that word are either trying to annoy me, retarded, lasier than me or better have a good reason. it's the Dumbest, most usless combination of 5 letters i've ever seen. i hope to never see it again - nick
31/03/05
school is practice for later life, practice makes perfect, nobody is perfect, so why bother practising - nick
31/03/05
if i was 6ft 10 and couldn't slam dunk a basketball then i would probably be considered retarded - nick
9/4/2005
He who laughs last, thinks slowest - Nick and Olly
9/4/2005
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. - Nick and Olly
9/4/2005
A day without sunshine is like... night. - Nick and Olly
9/4/2005
On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Nick and Olly
9/4/2005
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. - Nick and Olly
9/4/2005
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. - Nick and Olly
9/4/2005
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. - Nick and Olly
9/4/2005
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. - Nick and Olly
9/4/2005
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. - Nick and Olly
9/4/2005
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
9/4/2005
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you. - Nick and Olly
9/4/2005
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. - Nick and Olly
9/4/2005
Honk if you love peace and quiet. - Nick and Olly
9/4/2005
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? - Nick and Olly
9/4/2005
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. - Nick and Olly
9/4/2005
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living. - Nick and Olly
9/4/2005
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.- Nick
9/4/2005
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them - Nick
9/4/2005
You can't have everything, where would you put it? - Nick
9/4/2005
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population- Nick
9/4/2005
The things that come to those who wait are usually the things left by those who got there first. - Nick
9/4/2005
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. - Nick
9/4/2005
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats - Nick
9/4/2005
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. - Nick
9/4/2005
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.- Nick
9/4/2005
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak - Nick
9/4/2005
Good Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. - Nick
9/4/2005
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks - Nick
9/4/2005
Some people are like Slinkies......not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. - Nick
9/4/2005
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. -Nick
9/4/2005
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again - Nick
9/4/2005
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. - Nick
9/4/2005
In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.- Nick
9/4/2005
Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it. - Nick
9/4/2005
If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet. - Nick
9/4/2005
Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai. - Nick
9/4/2005
After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead. -Nick
2/6/2005
Why are boxing rings square? - Nick
2/6/2005
Why do doctors do what they do 'Practice' - Nick
2/6/2005
On Microsoft Windows why do you have to press START to shut down? - Nick
4/6/2005
- Olly
24/9/05
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all drown? - Nick
24/09/05
If you mention you're going on holiday, its almost certain that someone will say "can i come in your suitcase?" or "Can I Come along" etc.... - Nick
24/09/05
If a word is mispelt in the dictionary, how do you know if its right or not. - Nick
29/09/05
Can you Cry Underwater? -Nick
29/09/05
If you were schizophrenic and one personality commited murder, would you have to be locked up just when that personality was the dominant one - Nick
29/09/05
Furious Ducky - Nick
27/11/2005
If you throw a compass into space, which way will it point? - Olly
27/11/2005
If you turn a pizza upside down, does the base become the topping? - Nick
27/11/2005
When God Was Handing Out Talent I Got An I.O.U. - Nick
27/11/2005
There are two types of people in this world; Those who can read binary code, and those who can't
We would like to thank www.bowlingforsoup.com for some of the ideas and the initative for this page and also Sky one's Brianiac:Science Abuse for some of the comments.
